A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved mirror at an oriental antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One morning, while getting undressed, she playfully says: "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a brilliant flash of light and, at that instant, both of his legs fall off.