This man walks into a bar and two steps he realizes that it's a gay bar.
But the man really wants a drink so he goes in anyway.
The man walks up to the bartender and says, "I'd like a beer." And the bartender replys, "I can't give you a drink until you tell me the name of your penis."
The man is very confused, so he turns to the guy on his right and asks him, "What's the name of your penis?" And the guy replys, "Timex.... Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"
So then the man turns to the guy on his left and asks him, "What's the name of your peinis?" And the man replys, "Energizer... It keeps going and going and....."
So the man finally understands what is going on, and he says to the bartender, "The name of my penis is Secret." And the bartender asks "Why?"
And the man replys, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

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