Name That Penis

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. He thinks, 'What the hell, I really want a drink.' A gay waiter swishes up to him and says, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer is shocked and says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

So the customer says, "All right, what's the name of YOUR penis?"

The gay waiter says, "NIKE. You know, JUST DO IT."

The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is 'Secret."'

"Secret?" says the waiter, confused.

The customer says, "Yeah...STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"

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