New Warnning Labels

Due to increasing product liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion  that the following warning labels be placed on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering  what the hell happened to your bra

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may  make you think you are whispering when you are not

WARNING: Consumption  of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol  may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them

WARNING: Consumption of  alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

WARNING: Consumption of  alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to  telephone them at four in the morning

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol  may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite  sex without spitting

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think  you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol  is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,  faster and better looking than most people

WARNING: Consumption of  alcohol may lead you to believe you are invincible

WARNING: Consumption  of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum,  whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

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