Oldies Request
A woman calls the local radio station to request an old song. Unfortunately, she calls the number and gets a plumber by mistake.
"Hello?" she asks. "Do you have 'Hot Lips on a Moonlit Night'?"
He replies, "No, but I have hot nuts and an eight inch pipe."
She asks, "Is that a record?"
The man replie "Heck no but that's better than average."
Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/