Oldies Request

A woman calls the local radio station to request an old song. Unfortunately, she calls the number and gets a plumber by mistake.

"Hello?" she asks. "Do you have 'Hot Lips on a Moonlit Night'?"

He replies, "No, but I have hot nuts and an eight inch pipe."

She asks, "Is that a record?"

The man replie "Heck no but that's better than average."

Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/