Oversexed Parrot

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot, an oversexed male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys. The neighbors discover what is going on and inform the parrot's owners. The owners apologize to their neighbors. They then reprimand the parrot and tell him if he doesn't stop it they're going to shave his head. That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out one more time and screws his neighbors turkeys again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head. The following morning is the farmer's daughter's wedding. In order to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church. The parrot does a great job. "Groom's side to the left and bride's side to the right" Finally two bald guys walk in. The parrot takes one look at them and says, "And you two turkey f*ckers up on the piano with me."

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