Party last night...

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover, so going downstairs he asks his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an arguement with your boss."
"Well piss on him!!!" said the man.
"You did. He fired you." said the wife.
"Well screw him!!!" said the guy.
"I did ." said his wife. "You're back to work Monday."

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