Polar

There's this polar and he wants to know if he is a pure polar breed.

So he goes to his mom and says "hey mom, am I a pure polar bear or what?"

His mom answers " sure you are"

The baby polar says "are you posotively sure?"

His mom says " yeah, but go ask your father just incase"

So the baby polar goes over to his dad and says "hey dad am I a pure bred polar bear?"

His dad says " yeah, your mom and I are polars, your grandparents are polars, and so on, why do you ask?"

The baby polar says "If im a pure polar bear than why the fuck am I always so damn cold?"

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