Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood. It's not as bad as it sounds... I now have a 12 inch penis and I am top of the housing list.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.

Just 'Fostered' a Muslim kid. All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke. All I said was, golly you're tall.

Last week me and this paki from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she won.

They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!

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