Pro Quiz

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional.
According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.

Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult.
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> >   > 1.   How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> >   > The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
> >   > This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
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> >   > 2.   How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> >   > Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door
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> >   > Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
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> >   > 3.   The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend ?
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> >   > Correct Answer: The Elephant! ...still in the refrigerator!
This tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.
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> >   > OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional:
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> >   > 4.   There is a river, which is lived in by crocodiles. How do you manage to cross it?
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> >   > Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
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> >   > I hope you got this one correct!

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