Roping

One day a young cowboy, and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asked, "What are they doing?"

The Husband answers "They're roping"

"I see" replies the bride.

After a few more hours of driving they see two horses having sex, Again the bride asks "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!"

She replies "Oh ,I see."

Finally they arrive at their hotel. They washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others bodies.

The bride discovers her husbands penis. "Whats is that?"

"Thats is my rope." he answers.

She slides her hand down a little further and gasps, "Whats are those?"

"They are my knots" he answers.

Finally the couple begin to make love. After several minutes the bride says "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband asked "Whats the matter honey?"

The bride replies "Undo those knots, I need more rope!"

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