Santa Clause

Santa came down the chimney one night and saw a pretty lady in a teddy. She said, 'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said,'Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go,' then turned around and started filling the stockings. When he turned around again, she had removed her top. She said,'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said, 'HO HO HO gotta go gotta go.'Then he turned around and started putting presents under the tree. Then he turned around again.The woman had removed her panties. She said, 'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said, 'HO HO HO, gotta stay gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!'

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