SHE WAS SO Blonde THAT ....

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put "Sagittarius."

When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home. She moved.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said "concentrate."

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
"This Goes In Front."

And the best one for last....

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look!! Donut seeds.