Snake Bite

John and Bob were camping in the mountains when Bob of them decides to take a pee and is bitten on his parts by a rattle snake.

Screaming he says to his friend:

A snake bit my cock, quick read the first aids manual to see what to do!!!!

John promptly reaches for the book and reads to himself: make two cross shaped cuts on the bite and suck all the poison out.

Well John? what does it say?

I'm really sorry Bob, but it says here that you are going to die...