Spying Parrot

A man and his wife were experiencing marital strife. Their marriage counsellor told them that pets could help reduce fights in a marriage.

So the next day, the man went down to the local pet store to get a pet. He saw all the regular animals, like cats, dogs, hampsters, etc. Then he happened upon this parrot with no legs. Yet this parrot was somehow standing on his perch. The man wondered out loud to himself, "Now how is that parrot standing on that perch?" To which the parrot replied, "With my dick, smart ass!" The man said, "Geez, you're a pretty smart parrot." The parrot said, "Yeah, I can read, give you play-by-play commentary on baseball games, tell you what you missed on t.v, and carry on an intelligent conversation."

So the man decided to buy the parrot. A few months went by and everything was fine. The man would come home and the parrot would tell the baseball scores, what happened in the news, what he got in the mail, etc.

One day the man came home and he asked the parrot, "So what happened today?"

The parrot answered, "The mailman came."

"So what? Did I get anything good in the mail?", the man asked.

"Your wife kissed him."

"Well, she probably thought it was me coming home early. She probably didn't mean anything by it.", the man said.

"He started unbuttoning her blouse."

"Well, then what happened?", the man asked.

"She started unzipping his pants."

"Well, then what happened?", the man asked, getting more and more frustrated.

"He started caressing her boobs."

"Well, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?", the man yelled.

To which the parrot replied, "I don't know! I got a hard on and fell off the perch!"  

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