Sweet as Candy

One day MR. GOODBAR was feeling horny.So he went to Miss HERSHEY for a BIT OF HONEY. He took her behind the POWER HOUSE and felt her MOUNDS, which was pure ALMOND JOY as he tasted the MILKY WAY. She squeezed his NUTTY BUDDY and he SNICKERED. He BUTTERFINGERED her, and she screamed O HENRY! He rammed his BAZOOKA up in her, and fired.
The results: BABY RUTH.

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