Syllables

Mrs. Philbert is teaching her class about multiple-syllable words. Little Johnny is in the back of the classroom, bored as usual.

"Now words like bike, cheese and shoe only have one syllable. Does anyone have an example of a word with 2 or more syllables?"

Little Johnny raises a hand and is called on. He stands up and says "Autoeroticism."

That's a word with more than one syllable." Impressed, the teacher repeats the word, "Autoeroticism! Wow Johnny! That's a mouthful!"

Johnny rises quickly from his chair and says, "No. Autoeroticism is masturbating. What you're thinking of is a blowjob!"

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