Tattooed Wang

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his d*ck. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons:  I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/