The Balcony

A couple knew that the only way that they could have a Sunday afternoon quickie while their 8 year-old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a lollipop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.

An ambulance just drove by

Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out

Matt's riding a new bike.....

Looks like the Sanders are moving

Jason is on his skate board...

After a few moments he announced 

The Coopers are having sex!

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, how do you know they are having sex?

Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop

Found at
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