The Pearly Gates

40 'Gypsies' arrive at the Pearly Gates in their untaxed or insured Ford Transits and caravans.

St. Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God, saying, 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'No, we are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them who are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, St Peter replied....... the gates'