Two astronauts

Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent life. Once there, they met a male and a female Martian. Through sign language, they learned that the martians wanted to have sex with them. So, in the name of science, the women goes away with the male, and the man goes away with the female. The women takes of her clothes, and the martian takes of his. But he has a very small penis. Noticing her bemused look, the martian signs: "Do you want me to make it bigger?" She nods yes, so he twists his right ear and his dick gets longer. The start fucking, and they are both starting to moan and groan. After they are really getting into it, the Martian asks: "Do you want me to make it fatter?" She says yes and the Martian twists his left ear and his dick gets fatter. It was the best sex she had ever had.

Afterwards, she meets back with her fellow astronaut and says, "Well how was yours? Mine was absolutley fantastic." The male astronaut says: "Pretty good. The chick had the biggest tits I have ever seen and she was absolutley wild, but she damn near twisted my fucking ears off.

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