Used To

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "you used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he
reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to
sleep.

A few moments later she said, "then you used to kiss me." Mildly
irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled
down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "then you use to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth."

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