THE VIBRATOR

A little old lady (like your grandmother) goes into a sex shop. She appears to have a case of Parkinson's as she's shaking from head to toe.

"Young Man?" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes mam we do," he replies.

"Big fluorescent orange ones?"

"Yes mam we do."

"The type about 16 inches long?"

"Yes mam we do."

"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"

"Yes mam we do."

"Well, how the hell do you turn it off?!!!"