WALLY AND THE BEAV

Mrs. Cleaver went to the door of the Beaver's room, and said, "It's pretty quiet in there, what are you boys doing?"

The Beav's brother Wally said, "Aaaaaaaaw, Gee, Mom, I'm just eating peanuts!"

So Mrs. Cleaver said, "Beav, are you in there? What are you doing?"

The Beaver said, "Jeepers mom, just eating peanuts like Wally!"

So Mrs. Cleaver said, "Is that Eddie? What are you doing in there, Eddie?"

Eddie said, "Uh, hi Mrs.Cleaver. I'm just eating peanuts with Wally and the Beaver here!"

So Mrs. Cleaver said, "Well, you boys come on out. You've got to clean the garage before your father gets home."

So, out come the boys, followed by a girl who is adjusting her dress.

Mrs. Cleaver says to the girl, "Well I don't think I've met you! What's your name?"

The girl says, "Well, my real name's Sally but my friends all call me 'Peanuts'!"

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