What Can You Get for a Tenner?

A bloke is desperate for sex but he only has 5 pounds to his name. He decides to go and see the madam at the local brothal.

When he tells her of his lack of funds, she shows him to a small room and points to a chicken in the corner after some thought he decides to accept and it turns out to be the best sex he has ever had.

About a week later he returns with 10 pounds in his pocket and asks what she can do for him this time. He is shown to a large room with several benches and a two way mirror, through which he is invited to watch two lesbians having sex.

After half an hour he nudges the bloke next him and says "What excellent value for a tenner." The bloke replies, "Yeah! But you should have been here last week. We had some bloke having sex with a chicken!

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