The wife & the mailman

It's near christmas & the mailman is delivering packages.
A woman opens the door in a sexy neglige and invites him in.
Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex.
After it's over, the woman hands him a dollar. The mailman, puzzled, asked why?
The woman replied, "well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for christmas?" and he replied, "fuck the mailman, give him a dollar!"

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