Yorkshire logic

There's nowt like Yorkshire logic....

Two Yorkshiremen were sitting outside a cafe on holiday in France, and a car pulled up next to them. The driver wound down his window and said:

"Excusez-moi. Savez-vous le chemin vers Paris s'il vous plait ?"

The men just stared at him blankly. The driver smiled and tried again.

"Excúseme. ¿Usted sabe el camino a París por favor?"

Still no response, so a bit impatiently he said;

"Entschuldigen Sie mich. Kennen Sie die Straße nach Paris bitte?"

Still the two men looked at him uncomprehendingly. Determined on one last try, he said

"Scusilo. Conoscete prego la strada a Parigi?"

Still nothing, so he wound-up his window and drove away cursing.

One of the Yorkshiremen looked at the other and said:

"It's a bit embarrassing really isn't it, we ought to be able to speak another language ."

"Don't see why" said the other "Yon bloke could speak four and it didn't do him any good."