Your Joking - Text

3 couples go camping

3 tongue tied priests

3 twin daughters birthday

9 things I hate

10 most important people in womans life

10 rejection lines given by women

10 simple rules for dating my daughter

10 things men shouldn't say in victorias secret

10 things people would do if they swapped genders

12 things not to say to police officer

12 more minutes

20 reasons why a quickie beats marathon sex

21 fun things to do in an elevator

24 things that make a guy feel like a real man

25th anniversary

50 fun things to do at walmart

80 year old man and two 18 year olds

101 ways to be annoying

a cabbie picks up a nun

abcs of ex lovers

accent is everything

a christmas story

a cop and a blond

airplane passengers

airplane small talk

alligator shoes

all together now

amish leg warmers

an essex winter story

an expensive room

an old lady and song

an unusual wedding

and cows were afraid

annoying bus rider

another toad version

a pair of tights

artificial parts

astrological condoms

at his fingertips

attack on the twin towers

babys first doctor visit

be happy with your penis size

bet for 100 dollars

betting on docks

bill and saddam

bill gates in purgatory

blizzard in north dakota

blonde and shepherd

blonde in natchitoches

blonde phone home

born with bullets

breast enlargement home kit

breast suckling

breasts enlarge

brown, darling and a dog

brunette in desert

brunette or blonde

brunette redhead and blonde

built like baby

candidate for workmans comp

can't employ you

cat and rooster

change for a dollar

chicken and horse

chickens and underwear

chicken sandwiches

childrens proverbs

choosing a wife

church bulletin bloopers

cigarette warnings

cinderella and peter

cinderella and pumpkin

class assignment

clinical psychology

clinton tragedy

college entrance exam-football player edition

compliments-good and bad

computer business

computer password

cop on horseback

corned beef v blow job

cowboy in barber shop

creative pick up lines

cucumber and pickle

cyber sex gone bad

daddy what is sex

dairy queen pregnancy

date application

daughters birthday

dear ann landers

death to blonde

deep throat benefits for women

delta twin engine puddle

devout catholic

dieters guide to weight loss during sex

difference between corned beef

dirty old woman

disgracing family

divert your course

do you need lifestyle change

doctor becomes farmer

doctors opinion

does sex really count

doggy definitions

donald & daisy duck

don't mess with senior citizens

dose of his own medicine

double-entendres

dwarf with a lisp

egg and chicken

expectant rabbi

extra strength viagra

eye doctors party

farting your guts out

favorite artists

fifty bucks is fifty bucks

flight together

fluffy toys everywhere

follow directions

four letter word

fourth for golf

funny instruction labels

future disappointment

gambling casino

gawain arthur and witch

geriatric halloween

geriatric romance

german for virgin

get bent in manhattan

get load of this then go have coke

getting lawyer to give to united way

getting more opinions

getting stronger with age

getting the perfect fit

girlfriend problems

golfing together

good girls v bad girls

good luck mr gorsky

grandmas bumper sticker

guy caught cheating

guy with winking problem

gynaecologist 01

gynaecologist 02

health plans-hmo v ppo

helping the boys

here are some one liners for you

high school reunion

hillbillies in white house

hillbilly redneck letter

history of phones

holiday in pakistan

holmes and watson camping

homosexual humour

honeymoon jitters

honeymoon night

honor among thieves

hooker progress

how about size 7

how do you have sex

how not to suck up

how to balance budget

husband and ex-wife

husband and wife

i am not grumpy

i do declare southern women

i hear you knocking

i hit my ball into buttercups

i only have penny

ice fishing blonde

if walls had ears

in praise of older women

international dating guide

interpreting your date

iraqi footballer

irish millionaire

irish vs the french

is hell endothermic or exothermic

it could always be worse

italian marriages

it's a hard life

it's dark in here

jacks first time

janet renos advice to hillary

jesus is watching

joe and the vaseline

johnny and fat lady

joke on his wife

jonah and the lawyer

joys of womanhood

judas asparagus

just quick email note

just when you thought you knew everything

kids and religion

kids view of marriage and relationships

laundry in backyard

lawyer one liners

lecture on supernatural

letter from gator graduate to her daughter

life is backwards

lingerie purchase

little old lady and bet

little red riding hood

little timmy samonds and his goldfish

looking for new job

magic mushrooms

man goes to hell

man with no arms and legs

married for 25 years

married young couple

massive gorilla

masturbation poem

me & my big mouth

medieval pickup lines

mix tv with peanuts

mix up at doctors

modern fairy tale

mommy what is courting

more tech support for dummies

most venomous snake in world

moth exterminator

mouths of babes

name that penis

national condom week-proposed slogans

near death experience

never give frog as gift

never hire man to do womans job

never lie to your mother

new intern-scary

new pastors parishioner

new square dance

new warning labels

news for adam and eve

no hair down there

not too smart bank robbers

nude sunbathing

nuns go back to earth

obama and the queen

objects of desire

observations from across nation

old couple trying to have children

old florida couple

olympic condoms

on second thought

one way to stay healthy

opening an account in bank

oversexed parrot

painful flushes

party last night

peggy sues father

perfect husband

personality test

politically incorrect

potential v reality

priest minister and rabbi-cover your face

professors joke

put out or get out

radio interview

reason i drink beer

reasons why masturbation is better than real sex

reasons why star wars is better than titanic

relationship with god

rent for apartment

revenge is best

robot secretary

romantic europe

rough tough and selfish

rules for dormitories

scared straight

secret of virility

sex therapy clinic

sexual harassment consent form

shake it up baby

she was only the

she was so blonde that

sherlocks observations

short sex jokes

signs you are a loser at love

signs you have had bad date with girl

single womans prayer

sisters of mercy

slippery when wet

slogans promoting national condom week

snow white prince and dwarves

social security

something to offend damn near everybody

speaking in code

special high intensity training

speeding in nursing home

strange customs

strange little man

stress relief 2

sunbathing with bird

superman and wonder woman

talking in his sleep

technical support

ten commandments of love

ten things that piss me off

terms of employment

testicle therapy

texas rodeo style

the difference between potentially and realistically

the dwarf with a lisp

the kings camelot

the pearly gates

the postman cummeth

the ranchers wife

the taxi driver

the union brothel

the whole truth

theory and reality

there were 3 guys in a car

these are good conversation starters while at bar

these make you think

things never to say to man with small penis

things that make you go hmmmm

things you never say to naked man

things you would never know without the movies

this fellow comes to confession

this is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes

this is your captain speaking

thought process

three daughters dinner

three labrador retrievers

together at last

tommy cooperish

top 20 things to do in drive-thru

top 25 reasons that hockey is better than sex

truth is easier

twas night before christmas

ttwas the week after christmas

twisted or straight

two heroic statues

two ladies talking in_heaven

two things in air

vacuum salesman

vaginal support group

vaseline and sex

vegas taxi service

viagra and ben gay

virginia pipeline

virgins married each other

waiting for haircut

wally's wedding night

watch your first step

ways to annoy your public bathroom stall mate

wee bit of trouble

what a perfect woman would say

what about smell

what can you get for tenner

what can you say

what is for supper

what's in a name

what's new at office

what's yer poison

what's your name

what makes 100%

what my daddy told me

what perfect woman would say

what we learn through ages

what you may and may not wear to pool

which way to heaven

who gets collection money

who should you marry

who wears pants

why sex is like a roller coaster

why trick or treating is better than sex

why vibrators are better than real sex

wife and mailman

wife caught cheating

winter vacation

wit and wisdom of homer simpson

witness interviews gone bad

women are like newspapers because

writing in snow

yard work sign language

yorkshire logic

you dont have any of these

you know you are kinky when

you know your a ho when

you probably flunked sex ed if you think...